The Most Epic Oscar Selfie In History
never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie
when you realize they weren’t waving to u
is that a lowercase L or an uppercase i youll never know
Oh child, be careful what you wish for. Be careful what you say. Be careful what you breathe. Be careful who to trust, in this world where the ride is not to carry you, but to bring your worst to your best and your best to your deepest demise.
- me: [clicks on customize]
- me: [opens 18 tabs]
- me: [puts on hard-hat]
- me: time to change my theme.
I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT
THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG
- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
Why can’t more people think like John Green?
this is probably my favorite john green quotation ever.
I LOVE JOHN GREEN
the guys who wrote this show were literally on so many drugs it’s unbelievable it ever aired on Cartoon Network